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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel? arggg! thar she blows"
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"Just changed someone's ""fun"" name in my phone back to their normal name to regain some control over my life."
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"A Brow Beating I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Home alone... Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!"
"What's the worst part about raping a deaf chick? You have to cut her fingers off so she can't tell anyone!"
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"I'm trying to teach my cat Java programming... But he keeps complaining about a `NullLaserPointerException`."