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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel? arggg! thar she blows"
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"Republicans run for office by saying the government doesn't work... Then they get elected and prove it."
"Learning to ride a bike is like losing your virginity... No matter how many years go by, you never forget the feeling of your dads hands on your shoulders as he pushes."
"I slept like a baby last night 2 hours of sleep and a whole lot of crying"
"RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT"
"My wife said she'll leave me if I don't overcome my poker addiction but I think she's bluffing"
"Where do fat people live? (no offense meant) Original joke by me... Where do fat people live? ... ... ... in Obe-city."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress up her as an altar boy."
"What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test? Drool"
"A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA... Seance"