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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball? A Paul Walker."
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"Who would you ask for advice about a lion? a lion or a gerbil? The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions."
"Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?"
"What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?Never lick the spoon."
"Did you get a haircut? No. I got all of them cut."
"What? What do you call a man with one extra finger on his left hand? John Dillinger."
"Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes."
"Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."
"There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left. She obviously wasn't blind at all."
"Who let the docs out? Google. Google docs."