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Joke of the Day
"If I were a bird, I'd spend my whole day pooping on BMWs."
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"new iPhone 7 son: Daddy, buy me the new iPhone 7 Dad: What is the magic word? son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case?"
"Things have not been great with my girlfriend who's an astronaut She said she needs some space."
"I told a boy I loved him once. We were 6. He punched my arm & stole my cake. Life lesson. Never lose sight of what's important. #Cake."
"Hour 3: The group of hipsters has accepted me. However, the leader seems suspicious of the cinnamon roll man bun I taped on top of my head."
"I just read Fahrenheit 451. That book is lit."
"I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology. I don't have a job but at least I know why."
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
"My dog did this i was going outside for 5 minutes and I told my dog not to poop in the house. When I came back, he had pooped in the house."
"Trump can't release his taxes Putin hasn't sent his W2s yet"