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Joke of the Day

"How did AL Gore program his computer? With the proper al-gor-ithms"

"Quitting smoking is a lot like getting out of a relationship. It's a sad and slow realization of all of the things that you used to like to do it after."

"Just bought gas for $1.32/gallon. Don't own a car but couldn't pass up the bargain."

"Nice try, Clooney ""wedding."" I know a casino heist when I see one."

"A man walked into his house and was delighted... ...when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps."

"i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions"

"What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer"

"A friend of mine can bj his own cock He brought out a big black dildo."

"How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. Edit: Spelling"

"Darth Vader showed up to Luke's party uninvited. Talk about a foe pa."