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Joke of the Day
"What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings."
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"Attention children: Mom is closed."
"Really racist joke ""They say that black is the absence of light, but really it's the absence of a father."""
"How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one? The domesticated doesnt have balls"
"People who comment alternate punchlines can just fuck off like do they not realize how not funny it sounds after reading the original joke (okay come at me)"
"two fish are in a.... Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'"
"Knock knock Who's there? Olaf. Olaf who? Olaf the other reindeer."
"It's so easy to kick a midgets ass All you have to do is raise your foot barely off the ground."
"A book fell on my head I can only blame my shelf."
"I got a call from my ex crying and telling me she was HIV+ The hardest part is always having to act surprised."