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"What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko."
"What do Donald Trump and JFK have in common? Nothing.. Yet."
"Why dont feminists go to indoor soccer games... Because, with the astroturf, there would be no place for them to graze."
"Those glasses really do make you look more dignified. Respectacles"
"I got like 30 followers off a tweet about free porn sites, to which I say free credit report lose weight free penis enlargement."
"Did you hear about what the medics found on Paul Walker's radio? His face."
"Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain? Because he always called shotgun"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists don't change anything"
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