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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock. Get off my porch!"

"""What do we want?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""When do we want them?"" ""Hearing aids."""

"Why did the dog go to the hospital? He was feeling ruff."

"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"

"A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who reply to a text message with a phone call"

"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"

"What's the smartest muscle in the human body? The anal sphincter; it can differentiate solid, liquid, and gas."

"Love so rare, you can still hear it moo."

"So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day. I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks ""Have another?"" Descartes replies ""I think not."" . . .and POOF. He vanishes."