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"How to handle a one night stand the next morning 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it"
"Patriot - n. someone who wears a flag pin while moving a corporation overseas to avoid taxes"
"""i used to live in india, now I live in indiana"" ""is there a difference?"" ""na"""
"Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania"
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"Why is Jesus Christ gay? Because he was nailed by guys."
"What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon? He Ran Solo..."
"""I'm still years behind on Breaking Bad so I expect the entire internet not to discuss it until it's convenient for me."" - Idiots"
"People who still say 'YOLO' only deserve to live once anyway."