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Joke of the Day

"How long does it take for a black woman to poop? Nine months."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other COCK!"

"I just called up the phone company and put em on hold. Every 5min i come on an tell them how important their business is to me. Please hold."

"What's the difference between slavery and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 150 years."

"Why did the groupie let the percussionist come over? He promised he wouldn't drum in her house."

"People say ""life's a journey, not a destination,"" because the destination is death. The journey sucks too. Anyway, to the bride and groom!"

"I was going to upload a gay joke on this sub. But fuck it."

"Dave is coming over. ""Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?"" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE"

"A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless."

"So I'm not showing up to any Halloween parties this year... I'll be telling everyone I'm Malaysia Airlines Flight 370."