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Joke of the Day
"What do priests and christmas trees have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."
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"Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris had a contest to see who had more balls... Chuck Norris won by three."
"Why do American tourists talk so loudly? So that they can hear each other over their clothes"
"What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats? Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back."
"What do Americans call the summer holidays? Ceasefire"
"I always get teary when I become intimate with a girl, Any idea how to deal with pepper spray?"
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"
"Here lies Aunt Brenda. Trampled to death on the day after Thanksgiving trying to save $18 on a crock pot. Rest in peace, sweet angel."
"""I just love making people laugh"" - me, explaining why I do sex"
"Avocados by Dre. $79.99 each."