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Joke of the Day

"If we had a break up letter there for every gender there was... We'd have ""Dear John"", ""Dear Jane"", and ""Dear Xir, Ruler of Omicron Percei 8"""

"Probably the Biggest Joke of all My fucking existence."

"Grape Joke What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe!"

"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."

"Christmas Jokes Q: Why was Missis Claus mad last night? A: Santa came early"

"I hate when people text 'call me'. I'm going to start calling people, say 'text me' and then hang up."

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb? One, he holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him"

"Michael Jackson's latest autopsy report states that he didn't actually die at home. He died in the hospital - he was found in the children's ward having a stroke."

"I know a great knock knock joke Go ahead, you start."

"All those who believe in telekinesis Raise My hand"