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Joke of the Day
"Son: Dad, am I adopted? Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
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"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""
"I don't use my power for good or evil. Mainly, I use it to watch TV, microwave food, and charge my phone."
"What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !"
"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said... ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""
"What was the name of the Indian dating site? Connect the dots"
"What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend? Old Bay"
"Deer Nuts and Beer Nuts Q:Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts A:Ones a dollar and the other is under a buck"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year."
"In my family i'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older -Stewart Francis"