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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked me to take a look at something on r/jokes I replied, ""No thanks, I already reddit."""

"Why is it awkward to have sex with Jesus? He keeps saying ""Oooh Dad Ooooh Dad OOOH DAAAAD"""

"The Eagles see a surge in sales .. .. amid the social medias resounding catch phrase, ""Who the fuck is Glen Fry ??"""

"Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana."

"Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range"

"Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience."

"I USED MY WIFE'S VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO AND NOW I CAN'T STOP YELLING!"

"I put my root beer into a square glass... now it's just beer."

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one."

"My friend's teacher everyone : Help me please! There's a little plane on my phone and I can't call! Should I call the pilot for him to delete it?"