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Joke of the Day
"A guy told me a joke about blowjobs, but I had to admit I didn't get it I'm married"
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"My favorite musician pun ||: lather, rinse :||"
"I believe, if you're in Special Ed, and you're late to class... ...it's politically incorrect to say you're tardy."
"""Eat me,"" said the noun ""Say what?"" said the verb. ""Eat me,"" repeated the noun, word for word. ""Uhh...okay."" Verbatim."
"I had to perform CPR on my girlfriend during sex last night. When she's half-inflated it's just not the same."
"In 1993, I saw a toddler slip on ice and land on a cat, but I didn't have any social media outlet to tell people about it. So, here it is."
"Man I ran so fast from the Italian lesbian, but the dichotomy."
"Q: Bill Hillary and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America."
"I'm going to open a store called Chasm It will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger."
"Why was the beach wet? Because the sea-weed."