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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I declined your Facebook friend request, but I can't have those sideburns popping up in my news feed unannounced."

"""So, why do you want to be a doctor?"" Because I can never be patient."

"What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !"

"What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night? An Airbus A320."

"Worst part about a dead puppy? Walking them is a real drag."

"1. Go to the vets 2. Tell them your fish is poorly 3. Put a fish finger on the examining table 4. Do a sad face"

"Ever ask yourself who, in a perfect world, would raise a child? The answer should be apparent."

"What did the ""O"" call the Zero? Weirdo!"

"A sadist and a masochist meet The masochist starts pleading, ""Hit me! Please hit me!"" The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, ""No."""

"Log Joke A mathematician is asked what type of log do you find in the forest? He says ln(x)."