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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I declined your Facebook friend request, but I can't have those sideburns popping up in my news feed unannounced."

"wanna here my to do list your mum"

"Weight discrimination and fat-shaming are a real problem in our society. Do you know what the worst source of fat-shaming is? A mirror."

"School is like a boner... It's long and hard unless you're Asian"

"What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !"

"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"

"What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."

"What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup."

"Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure"

"What do you call a Nazi who left the war to become an animal doctor? A Veteran Aryan"