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Joke of the Day
"I asked a scientist how close humanity is to speed-of-light travel ""We're relatively far off."""
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"I'm a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I'm not allowed to be offended by anything."
"Me:I think I just saw the main guy from Transformers you know, ol' what's his name Friend: Shia Lebouff Me: Yeah, the one whose a truck"
"What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building? ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"
"What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world.."
"Did you hear about the writer who brought peace to the Middle East? He had a way with Kurds."
"How do you make a cat bark like a dog? Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: ""WOOF!"""
"Why did the horse get a DUI? She had too many maretinis"
"What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."