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Joke of the Day
"I'm having a hard time with not using sexual innuendos. But it's hard *So hard*"
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"My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes the more he sees food the more he eats."
"The inventor of the throat lozenge died today... There will be no coffin at the funeral."
"I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with graphs... she was always plotting behind my back"
"Namast'ay Away from negative people."
"I'm not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested."
"What's a Hitler Youth's favorite video game? Meincraft"
"Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs? Episcopaleontologists"
"Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home"
"Zombies eat brains, right? Then you're good. *NOTE: Heard this from a couple of friends*"