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Joke of the Day

"the best part about kissing a girl is that fun little 30yr build-up right before it happens"

"Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck? It contained a borscht ton."

"My daughter asked me what it was like when I was a kid, so I took away all her electronics and made her play with a Rubik's cube."

"Don't send me a face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked."

"[world series game 1] Wife: where are our seats? Hamlet: 2b... Wife: there are people there Hamlet: or not 2b"

"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio? Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy."

"what do you call a racist Mexican a member of the que que que"

"Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job? Because he had a crack addiction."

"[meeting at amc network] ""Okay so how can we make everyone in Walking Dead look like they smell even worse this season?"""

"What kind of car do ghosts drive? BOOgatti!"