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Joke of the Day

"I pushed a hipster down the stairs today... He's still Tumbling!"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender who just moved in next door."

"*re-dials* Hey girl, before I come over, did you say you were in a jacuzzi or the yakuza?"

"What does a Native American Biologist live in? ATP"

"She has a rye sense of humor & great buns. I'm her hero, although I don't have much dough. I can't wheat to see her! I'm in loaf."

"Did you know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans!"

"One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic"

"My love for you is like a rapist: it just doesn't stop."

"That really wasn't nice of Dorothy to say ""I'll miss you most of all"" to Scarecrow with Lion & Tin Man standing right there."

"Stop Hammertime"