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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no Jewish male pedophiles? Because not even the pleasure of hard candy is enough to make them spend a dollar on grooming a child."

"A kid asks his dad ""What's worse: ignorance or indifference?"" ""Johnny"", responds his dad, "" I neither know nor care."" Edit: granma grammar."

"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"What, according to Freud, comes between fear and sex? ...funf."

"What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate? Dont leave me hangin' bro"

"How does a German call an Irishman? Komm, Sean!"

"When someone asks, ""How are you?"" I say, ""5-7-8-3"" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it."

"Have uou ever played the Michael Brown drinking game? You just stand there and take 8 shots"

"Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine? OK!"

"Do you know why women aren't allowed in space? * To avoid scenarios like: ""Houston, we have a problem!"" * ""What is the problem?"" * ""Yeah, great, pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about!"""