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Joke of the Day

"That's definitely not my ringtone, but I'm going to have to check my phone anyway."

"People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian... well nobody's laughing now!"

"I've recently started to play Dark Souls III It only took me 2 hours to beat the torturial."

"Why are tamales a Christmas tradition? So Mexicans have something to open on Christmas"

"""Hey! You took my daughter's virginity!"" ""Sorry, sir. It won't happen again."""

"Awful Purim Joke Grogger? I hardly knew her!"

"Well, that's enough internet for the year. see ya guys in a few days"

"My boss asked me for a brief word. I said ""underpants?"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm clearing out my desk."

"Did you hear about the shoe store that was looted during the Ferguson riots ? They took all the sneakers in the store but left all the work boots."

"Congratulation on the new baby, from your family... except from me because I don't really care."