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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off teh cliff? tequila"
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"Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date? He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach."
"Tip: When the cop asks you ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" do NOT respond with ""I know, right?!"""
"What did the white guy say when he saw the twelve black men in the jury box? ""Great, it's a hung jury."""
"I think that limiting the nuggeting of animals to only chicken was a mistake."
"whenever someone i know introduces me to someone else i say, ""oh, this is the one u were talking about"" &watch the awkward stares!"
"Why did the plane crash??? The pilot was a load of bread!"
"After a few days without my phone, I've learned what's really important in life. My phone."
"My Doberman sits on other dogs to assert dominance. I'm going to try this with my co-workers."
"What does a sock taste like? Defeat"