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Joke of the Day
"Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC? Cause it comes with a bucket."
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"I crack my knuckles, turn to the cops and say ""I got this"" as I stroll toward the bank robbers and get shot in the face"
"The Uranus hokes will never get old I just can stop lauging at the planets name."
"Reddit front page is so slow that it's showing posts from 30 years ago."
"What if the weather talks about us?"
"I couldn't work for that man anymore, especially now after what he said to me. He said, ""You're fired"""
"I read a story about a guy who cried while pleasuring himself. It was a real tear jerker."
"I asked a coworker if she liked Mila Kunis. She said yes and all the better if I call her a whore afterwards. Then I saw her hearing aid."
"I always buy a woman a popsicle on the first date to get a feel for how things might go later."
"I hate when I tell my girlfriend to call me when she's feeling sensible and then 2 years go by before I realize I'm probably single."