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Joke of the Day

"Bad Cop: The proof is in the pudding. Good Cop: Stop putting all our evidence in pudding. Why do you keep putting our evidence in pudding?"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included"

"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a hoedown. Not my joke, just passing it on."

"I love posting spam. Although, I've been warned again by the Royal Mail not to mail bits of meat in the post."

"Oh shit, my computer uses U.S. English. I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up."

"So a baby seal walks into a club Ba-dum-tssss"

"wife on facebook: homework with 9, he's doing so well! wife to me: it took him 8 tries to spell cake. CAKE. grab some wine on your way home"

"An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? A newclear bomb."

"You know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don't have to go to fucking work"

"911: What's your emergency, sir? Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*"