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Joke of the Day
"What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!"
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"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian says ""fuck off, you won't bring it back"""
"I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer He wasn't pleased"
"True friends don't judge each other.... They judge other people, together."
"Can't Sleep Whenever my son can't sleep I tell him to count backwards from 100 to 0. He usually gets to about 80 before I pass out and can't hear anymore. Works every time."
"What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law? One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year."
"My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished your face is full of short cuts."
"Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard drinks were on the house."
"Why are sinks depressed? People look down on them."
"how wide is the universe? how long is a piece of string theory"