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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban? Dominicans are close, but no cigar"

"""Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted,"" said my dad. ""Are you kidding? Really?!"" I shouted. ""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour."""

"Have you guys heard of the new ska/dubstep band? first they drop the bass. then they pickitup-pickitup-pickitup!"

"After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ...""It has its prose & cons"""

"[phone rings] Guy: is your refrigerator running? Me: yes my refrigerator is runn- Fridge [grabs phone]: hello? Yeah actually I do crossfit"

"Why do ghosts like going out? So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced."

"""If you started at 16 and work until you're 23. That would give you 10 years of experience."" Back to school for you My friend!"

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it ;)"

"Former police officers are offering their services to appear in court for you. It's a form of copper recycling."

"Trump isn't bad for the economy. Because of him, Correct the Record increased it's operational budget by 600%."