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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban? Dominicans are close, but no cigar"
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"Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers"
"Hitler arrives at the Pearly Gates... ...and says to St Peter, ""Sorry about the whole Jew thing."" St Peter replies, ""You did your best."""
"I went to a seafood disco i pulled a muscle"
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes. I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis. . . . . I'll see myself out."
"This morning I waved to the garbage men and smiled at coworkers in the elevator and now I'm pretty sure my wife is drugging my coffee."
"Can someone come to my house and tie me to my toilet? I keep falling off. I shit, you knot."
"Where is Victoria working now? In the kitchen."
"What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars."