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Joke of the Day

"A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. The Muslim says ""I don't drink"" The Jew replies ""I'm not paying"""

"You know whats the problem with Proctologists.... They always butt in."

"I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid... ...but my parents told me the sky was the limit."

"She died doing what she loved best, making toast in the bathtub."

"I have orange skin, a lot of green and dislike mexicans. Who am I? A orange tree."

"Spelling error to avoid: ""Biden"" is the name of the Vice President, ""bidet"" is your butt-washer."

"I wanted to eat lunch at KFC and my girlfriend wanted to eat lunch at Chick-Fil-A... we compromised and went to Chick-Fil-A."

"*follows around a family of ducks in the park while playing Sandstorm on a boombox*"

"Might I integrate your curves tonight?"

"Tonight I saw a truck spin out in a snowy McDonalds parking lot, and honestly it was doing a much better job of being president."