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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to eat lunch at KFC and my girlfriend wanted to eat lunch at Chick-Fil-A... we compromised and went to Chick-Fil-A."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes. (sorry if repost)"

"What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste"

"Why did the feminist burn down the field of canola? She said she was defending herself against rape."

"You know why Santa has so big balls? He only comes ones a year."

"How do you starve a neurosurgeon? Hide his paycheck with his kids."

"You can't run through a campground... you can only ran, because it's past tents."

"Why did the vampire use mouthwash? Because he had bat breath"

"Its ridiculous that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his anger issues and not for his amazing & realistic paintings of fake tunnels."

"One liner So two law students walk into a bar"