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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Dr Dre, Eazy-E, Ice Cube and MC Ren rapping on top of Mt. Everest? Niggas with Altitude."

"I asked my dad what our IP Address was... He just pointed at the toilet."

"World's second shortest joke An Irishman walks past a bar..."

"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little ""boogie"" in it."

"[Later, Snake sees a Lizard] Snake (to God): DUDE! Seriously?? *God and Lizard high-five, adding insult to injury*"

"If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities can come back to life just by trending on the Internet."

"The Doctor stuck a finger in my bum... For a prostate exam. He said ""All's fine."" I said ""Stick another finger in there, please."" He asked ""why?"" I said ""I want a second opinion."""

"Ice skating is like walking in cursive"

"My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment."