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Joke of the Day

"It's funny how liberals think Donald Trump oppresses women and hates gays Like he's a Muslim or something."

"A Canibal realized his meal was undercooked. So he threw up his hands in frustration"

"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of a Google result."

"Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do."

"whats the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? the park bench can hold a family of four"

"How do you reload a cardboard gun? With paper clips."

"A 23 yr old girl just said I feel like I see people & I think they're my age then I find out they're OLD!! Like, THIRTY!! So I killed her."

"What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander? 12 months"

"Did you know there's a bird named after a dildo? The wood pecker."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but its kinda hard to get em in there."