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Joke of the Day

"It's funny how liberals think Donald Trump oppresses women and hates gays Like he's a Muslim or something."

"Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school."

"Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared."

"Every time I make a poop joke, Dorothy Parker rolls in her grave. I should probably stop pooping there."

"I wanted to make a joke about quantum physics, but I wasn't sure if I should. So I did and didn't."

"How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed? With lots of hops!"

"I ran into a racist Jamaican on Halloween, I went into a gas station wearing an Obama mask, he said no mosques allowed."

"What's the difference between broccoli and a booger ? little kids won't eat broccoli ."

"Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever? Just kidding, that's bullshit."

"What did the slut's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They've never met."