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Joke of the Day

"I'm convinced some of you are here because someone didn't properly lock your cage."

"Two mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"

"What is a ninja's favorite beverage? WA-TAHHHHH! Edit: **notBenstar** and **dogboyboy** are correct... Ninjas are silent killers. So, it should read: ""What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage."""

"What did the number 1 say to (pi)? Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!"

"My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second. He was Suddenly Seymour."

"Racism doesn't matter Watch Close your eyes *person closes eyes* See? We all black now!"

"Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle."

"Jeffrey Dahmer was HOT. He had the body of a much younger man."

"Why is Congress like a cold? Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose)."

"Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer."