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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of homosexual musicians from India who never get to play out? A Gay Raj band"

"I took my grandma to one of those fish spa's where the fish eat your dead skin Sooooo much cheaper than burying her in the cemetery."

"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? Trust me."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank hot chocolate before it was cool."

"They agreed upon 'almond milk' when the original name flavoured nut water was rejected by test audiences, for whatever reason..."

"I don't always feel like I won the genetic lottery, but when I do... I'm at Wal-mart."

"Hi, my name is USA, and I am... addicted to starting wars in Muslim countries. This is my first meeting and I'm a little nervous."

"On this day in 1947 Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier, whereas Obama did nothing for America in ALL of 1947."

"I am quite ambitious every morning. I always do 10 sit-ups, just to hit the snooze button 10 times."

"Government confiscated all the syrup from a syrup factory. Owner of the factory says, ""Why do you need all this syrup?"" The government worker says: ""That's mollasified."""