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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the italian chef that died? He pasta away!"

"Dilemma: Your daughter brings home a guy with an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt on but your garden is already completely full of corpses."

"Look what the cat dragged in! *freaks out remembering I don't have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*"

"Hollywood hasn't remade Spiderman in a couple weeks. I hope they're okay."

"-Knock knock... -""Who's there?"" - 9/11 -""9/11 who?"" -You said you'd never forget!"

"Where do you get frog's eggs? The spawn shop."

"I hope the last season of ""Lost"" will finally reveal if Jar Jar Binks wears boxers or briefs."

"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird."

"You get to sleep all day, cat, that's why I get the good food."

"How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!"