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Joke of the Day

"Look what the cat dragged in! *freaks out remembering I don't have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*"

"Girl, are you an unicorn? Because I wish you were real... ...Damn I am lonely"

"How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke? He's looking over his shoulder"

"If you were an Apple product You'd be an iSore."

"Happy Dhanteras. If you buy gold today, you'll become rich tomorrow. Except for gold merchants. Who sell gold & become rich today only."

"Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers."

"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"

"when Jason swung that sleeping bag with a girl in it against a tree in Friday the 13th, I bet for a brief moment the girl was like ""wheeee!"""

"Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam. And became Kareem of Wheat."

"What has four hairy legs and likes to fuck my sister? My dad and I."