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Joke of the Day
"How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!"
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"Noah's flood = God clearing his browser history"
"Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots."
"What did the glass of water say to his son who is obsessed with becoming ice? It's just a phase."
"I don't understand why French is considered the language of love... Have you heard Latin? It's so obviously **roman**tic."
"Saved a little girl from getting raped this weekend I raped a little boy instead"
"The hardest part about eating a vegetable... Manipulating the wheel chair."
"I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia"
"IT guy wants to be an astronaut Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut? So he can find router space."
"Two women want to form a project group... Turns out it was a real misfit."