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Joke of the Day
"I hate going left Because it's just not right."
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"I like to think my father is looking down from heaven and smiling, but he's actually at an Indian casino with his new wife."
"i look like i'm trying to get water out of my ears when i dance"
"I just pictured my life.....and there isn't room for you in the frame."
"I used to wait for hrs with my finger on the record button of a boom box after requesting a song on the radio. I'm familiar with commitment."
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale"
"What was said the boiled waters funeral? You will be mist."
"How do you mute an Italian? Tie up their hands."
"When I left home, my mum said, ""Don't forget to write."" I thought, ""That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?"""
"No point I'll go straight to the point, this all sentence is pointless"