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Joke of the Day
"I just finished watching the Curt Cobain documentary... It ended with a bang."
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"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."
"I thought I loved you but it turned out I just had too much coffee."
"My wife doesn't know... That every time we have sex, I put a dollar into an envelope that goes toward her Christmas present. So far, she's getting a candy bar."