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Joke of the Day
"We have a 9th planet and it's chill Netlixand chill... sorry idk"
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"Son: Dad how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, Usually"
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"Q: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? A: About fifty pounds."
"What should you do when an elephant comes in your window? Swim."
"Man it's nuts today, I've killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question: Why were they all holding bags of candy?"
"Why did the blind lady fall in a well? because she couldn't see that well"