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"You know what I dread? The long hair of Jamaicans"
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"Politics is like a car you press ""D"" to go forward and ""R"" to go back"
"What's brown, green and fuzzy and if it fell from s tree it would kill you? A pool table..."
"If you attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt it would be a waist of time."
"How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year."
"If vegetarians eat vegetables... What do egalitarians eat? edit: for originality points"
"How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything."
"How do you get people to pirate an album? Release it on TIDAL"
"How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting"
"What does a German say at a Dude Ranch? AUDI."