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Joke of the Day

"Can we install an *eyeroll* button on twitter?"

"I was on diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ? Its one of his joke."

"I'll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you."

"The acronym NASCAR stands for: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"

"The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist."

"How do you milk a sheep? Bring out a new iPhone."

"What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water? Bob."

"I asked a North Korean how was life in his country... He said he couldn't complain."

"Russian Porn Doesn't it get you soviet?"

"When I heard they had found the cure for dyslexia.. It was like music to my arse"