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Joke of the Day

"What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels."

"A kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you. So I popped his balloon with my cigarette & told him so was talking to strangers."

"What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag? One was posted yesterday and the other's already been posted."

"What do you call an Irish J-Pop singer? Rady O'Gaga"

"""Madame, I will have your finest package of gum, and money is no object."" how I impressed the hot cashier at the gas station just now"

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that..."

"Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!"

"You could probably win the US election by promising to make the McRib a permanent McDonald's menu item."

"What does Sean Connery wear to avoid the paparazzi? His shunglasshesh"

"How do you make the Wicked Witch of the West kill herself? Challenge her to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge."