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Joke of the Day

"I didn't like my haircut at first, but it grew on me."

"Dear bill collectors, if you want me to answer the phone, instead of ""no caller ID"" try something like ""free shoes"""

"Sometimes I think about how infinite the universe is... and realize that somewhere out there, there's a galaxy shaped like a dick."

"I never really understood porn. I mean what does she really see in him? I doubt he even loves her."

"No, please continue to talk loudly on the phone, smoke & spit next to my table. No problem! I'm just going to follow you home and kill you."

"Why did Sarah fall off the swings She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there Not Sarah"

"Didn't think these orthopedic shoes would work, but I stand corrected."

"Whenever I see a happy couple, smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love, I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test."

"My favourite thing about Pedophilia jokes... Is that they never get old!"

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again"