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Joke of the Day

"Possessed by a demon? Need help? A 30-minute cardio exorcise should do the trick!"

"Mobile tweeting with 3% battery is a lot like the band playing while the titanic sank"

"Love becomes weak if it is not strengthened by truth. Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love."

"So a midget's at a casino and he runs into his friend the dealer... The dealer says ""Hey how you feelin? I heard you were sick."" The midget says ""Naah I'm a little better."""

"What's the lawyer's favorite fruit? the advocado"

"Hey baby, is your father a thief because he stole the stars and he put them in your eyes and also my TV is missing."

"If I learned anything from Aladdin it was that if u just keep lying to a girl eventually u will get to marry her and live at her dad's house"

"Richard Dawkins's next book should be called... ""Religion: Controlling the Masses for Fun and Prophet"""

"Obama has been endorsed by Warren Buffett, Colin Powell, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates. Romney has been endorsed by Lindsay Lohan."

"How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him? He found a hare in his bed."