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Joke of the Day

"I've been driving with a coca cola can stuck in snow on the roof of my car for a week cuz 7 thinks it makes us cops. Stare all you want."

"My lawyer friend loves board games... ...but he has been sad lately, ever since he started that Risk-free 30-day trial."

"Why did no one trust the dermatologist? He kept making rash decisions."

"People always think I'm gay because I'm a confident person, I hate that... ... I'm gay because I fuck men."

"What do hookers do on their night off: type?"

"What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Soup"

"It's amazing how eating such a small amount of dog food can cause such a large amount of concern from the people at the pet store."

"Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"

"I'm not a huge fan homeopathy... ...but I guess it's okay in small amounts."

"My best friend was talking to me about proposing to his girlfriend. I'm not sure though, she's not really my type."