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Joke of the Day

"why did the lawyer of a satanist go to hell because he was playing devils advocate"

"My phone died doing what it loves: dying."

"Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed."

"What country has the highest concentration of pool players? Irack."

"Show me your weirdest gif I want to laugh. Bonus points for ones that I've never seen before"

"What do you call a below average sized dog? A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit."

"Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? -- He wanted to test out his new air brakes."

"If your boyfriend is ever about to break up with you, yell ""what about the baby!"" You'll be in a relationship for at least another 5 minutes"

"Facebook should change its name to Acquaintance Birthday Reminder"

"A German went to the store to pick up some eggs. But all the eggs at the store were rotten. I guess you could say it was a bad yolk."