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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6-offender."
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"*hears someone breaking in* *grabs gun and walks down hallway* *cord drags* *realizes I grabbed Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt* *gets shot*"
"This day in history. 1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?"
"Your mom dropped you off today... She was fined for littering"
"Why was Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta!"
"Lee Sin goes into a bar... the chairs, tables and the barmaid."
"Now that gay marriage is legal in the USA OPs can finally get married!"
"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."
"(BAD JOKE) Did someone say pretzels? Yes, you just did"
"""Captain, have you ever made love at sea?"" ""No son, but I've been blown ashore many a time."""