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Joke of the Day

"This day in history. 1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?"

"Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious"

"Do you know what they call yo mama's legs? ""Rock"" and ""Hard place"". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives."

"What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement? Guey protein."

"I got a dog for my wife. It was a good trade."

"People who say ""you can run but you can't hide"" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run."

"Add inches to your penis with this one simple trick! Sharpen the edge of your ruler before you measure."

"A priest, a little boy, a Rabbi and an imam get into a cute little Nissan car. The little boy says... ... what is this, a Juke?"

"Vladimir Putin seems like the kind of guy who would fake a sneeze and flip the board over when he's losing at Risk."

"Yo mama, so fat.... that when she walked outside to get the mail, it measured on the Richter Scale."