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Joke of the Day
"What does Bruce Lee like to eat before a fight to the death? QUINOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
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"What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)"
"*pounding on her chest* DON'T DIE ON ME KAREN! *pounds harder* (sobbing) BREATHE DAMMIT! CPR instructor: Ok, so that was wrong."
"You scream, I scream.... The cops come, its awkward."
"Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time"
"Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people."
"What's it called when two perfectionists sleep together? Anal sex."
"What is the difference between 'Ignorance' and 'Apathy'? I don't know, and I don't care!"
"Whats the difference between a Pimple and a Catholic Priest? One will wait until you're 13 to come all over your face."
"The worst mix of diseases? Alzheimer and diarrhea. You run but you don't remember where."