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Joke of the Day

"My finger broke through the toilet paper so I dunked my hand in liquid nitrogen and shattered it with a hammer."

"What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get? Mourning wood! :)"

"You look like the grinch with plastic surgery gone wrong!"

"[hell] Me: Why am I here? Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair."

"An indian and an asian walked into a bar They had a great time because not everyone is racist like you."

"What's the difference between a banana and a bann? A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........"

"What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers."

"My computer has been running slow lately... I tried restoring the computer and still no luck. I finally decided to paint the computer black and it ran so much faster."

"Why does a one legged man make a terrible therapist? Because he has less understanding."

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Grab onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."