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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, are you the Employee of the Month? 'Cause you sure do suck a lot of dick."

"During pelvic exam: Dr.: Your cervix is very high. Me: OMG, weed affects your cervix too?!"

"Bernie Sanders had a rally in Los Angeles last night attended by over 27,000 supporters. The rally set the world record for most Priuses in one parking lot."

"A Women Asked ""What Is The Best Way To Avoid Clickbait?"""

"6 year old: daddy look we've had a whirlpool in our house this whole time! Dad: for the love of god Timmy please get out of the toilet"

"The Vatican got a huge internet bill this month... Apparently it's because of all the PDF files."

"And on the second day, God created the sunset and He saw that it was good but decided it would looketh better with the Amaro filter."

"Massive explosion at a French cheese factory, first responders say cause is still unknown. All that was left was de brie."

"shout out to old people for graduating high school without google"

"R niggers 2 gay 4 u? How many jews can you fit in a volswagnon? 2 in the front,2 in the bak, and none in the ashtray because the holocaust didn't happen,"