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Joke of the Day

"I'm not allowed to watch Hoarders anymore because people say ""let it go"" too often and then I can't stop singing it, an autobiography."

"Why did the Berlin Wall come down? It didn't match with the iron curtains."

"How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits."

"Why crush your kid's imagination by telling them the Tooth Fairy ""doesn't exist"" when you can just have her leave a suicide note?"

"Have you heard about the new male birth control pill? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp."

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph"

"Somebody needs to figure out how to deep fry a salad."

"I read somewhere that only 2/11 jokes are funny. Well, what I read was that 9/11 jokes are never funny, but I like to be positive."

"What animal runs around happily with 5 legs? A pit bull in a kindergarten"

"What do you say when a dog runs away? Dog-gone!"